"EL_ULY" (uly)
02/10/2014 at 10:55 • Filed to: None
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"EL_ULY" (uly)
02/10/2014 at 10:55 • Filed to: None | 1
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for not giving me that ticket worth more than my jalopy :]
My 1992 e36 sedan is literally covered in shit (a week of bird shit from under a tree) and falling apart from everywhere possible. Yay jalopies :] I was trying to be nice and let some lady in a red Impala coming out of a gas station pull onto my lane. After way too many hand gestures, she didn't go and well, I accelerated and spun the tires (only possible in this slick wet weather lol). I mean shit lady, I'm trying be nice but there are people behind me waiting also, fuck. A little down the road the lights flashed behind me and the "chota" pulled me. He told me he stopped for excessive display of acceleration or some shit. Not to mention BOTH of my stickers are expired and I had no current proof of insurance (just old ass expired slips)
After about 10 loooong minutes, he walked up and said that he was NOT going to give me a ticket for spinning the tires because it would be points on my clean record and to slow down and get my stickers. I said, "thank you and sorry that my $30 Chinese tires are sucky". He chuckled sightly and said have a good day sir.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> EL_ULY
02/10/2014 at 10:59 |
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"Tell Auntie Em to put Old Yeller out.... *cough*"
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EL_ULY
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/10/2014 at 11:01 |
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tell Scott I don't give a damn
*cough on the dude's face*
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> EL_ULY
02/10/2014 at 11:02 |
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The line is actually even funnier: "Tell Scarlett I *do* give a damn" ("Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"/Gone With the Wind)
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EL_ULY
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/10/2014 at 11:07 |
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whoops :]
Rico
> EL_ULY
02/10/2014 at 18:25 |
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My question is, is that a real law?
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EL_ULY
> Rico
02/10/2014 at 18:33 |
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yeah, excessive display of acceleration of something like that